“Ladies and Gentlemen, I come to you today with a problem. The world’s Tumblarity economy has, for all intents and purposes, collapsed. What we thought was a stable system based on likes, reblogs, and followers turned out to be nothing more than a mindless viral clusterfuck. And today, that clusterfuck imploded on itself. Members of the committee, my question to you is this:
How do we solve the Tumblarity crisis?”
I WANT EVERYONE TO BOYCOTT MEOWCOFFEE, OR GO ROBIN HOOD ON HIS/HER/ITS ASS. THAT’S WHERE OUR TUMBLARITY IS — IT’S NOT IN BILL’S HOUSE OR FRED’S HOUSE.
