Over the past few years, I’ve consistently ripped on former Edmonton Oiler Rob Schremp for having not demonstrated anything that would make him worthy of a spot in the NHL. While I still believe that to be true, I will nevertheless commend him on his first NHL goal and say, “congrats for finally getting the monkey off your back.”

As an aside, fuck the New York Islanders for using Pennywise’s “Bro Hymn” as their goal song. How very original.